--- Credits --- Sunday 2020/8/11 --- Česká verze ---

Impetuous column
or How to Extract Back Tooth to Bourgeoisie.

Note of author: Till 2020/10/5 was ordering my columns Czech TV and Goverment of Czech Rep., whoam I send the refer-tag to this site. - The thema is unriddling by me only! ;o)


Incapacity of Mobile Networks!

Everyone who is a bit knowledgeable in this sphere knows that mobile signal is a little bit different than the television one. The mobile signal is significant through so called pushes whereas the television signal is continuous. Television is taken care of by chlamydia whereas mobile signal is taken care of by tarantula since ever. .
I am an ex-employee of Vodafone CZ on a position of an BSS engineer II and we, field mice, carry a fable about the shock of Zeman being scared of a huge tarantula crawling out of the first antenna. He was shocked, chased it through the republic and we, field mice, supported by our bosses, have to air in astral from poles and delete the pushes which enables astral flying in the television signal. You who fly don’t have to worry, the tarantula will send you back from the push for something in return, everything is quid pro quo, there’s no other way.
In my opinion, a woman calling from her mobile would disappear if there wasn’t the tarantula so I ask for a unconditional recognition of tarantula and if you will, let’s do it like at school, a traditional ultimate from Netery. Agent Netery.
-the author is Marazko-

translation by MPS Ltd. Prague CZ

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