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Impetuous column
or How to Extract Back Tooth to Bourgeoisie.

Note of author: Till 2020/10/5 was ordering my columns Czech TV and Goverment of Czech Rep., whoam I send the refer-tag to this site. - The thema is unriddling by me only! ;o)


2020/3/9

Captain Moučka - Give up!

Captain Moučka has been living with us for a long time. If you’ve ever felt sorry for some junkie then captain Moučka literally hates you because he want the so called fight of the clean algae which means fight with the sea.
That’s why since the dawn of time white people can work with drugs, the hard ones or the basic ones and also the dangerous ones (among other things also marijuana - close relation to the inner principle of electroshock).
That’s why in the future I have studied from secret historical documents, because everything has been here before and everything in history repeats (why doing something important in a different way (if you are bored BUY A RACCOON)), only smart drugs will be allowed (stuff chosen by the doctor that work similarly like THC (the most important ingredient in marijuana) and later on !exactly! they will stop "giving") because the Police actually supports today’s drugs (they are still necessary).
But I solemnly announce that this time is over and you captain Moučka must give up today already because a social can not change from one day to another. So the classical ultimate of the S.W.O.R.D. team - if you don’t give up, captain Captain Moučka, you are a dead man! Long live Vexille 2077!
-the author is Marazko-

translation by MPS Ltd. Prague CZ


Previous columns.

All columns.
All Headlines.
Year 2018.
Year 2019.
Year 2020.
Year 2021.
Year 2022.
2022/11/12 - Sanctions for the bank!
2022/04/11 - Just the U.S.!
2022/28/09 - Revenge for Afghanistan (cooperation or callaboration?)!
2022/23/09 - The OLD in the hands of the police!
2022/12/08 - QUEER deal!
2022/30/07 - The power of education! - little anthropological analysis
2022/21/07 - Power of awareness!
2022/16/07 - There is no democracy in Srí Lanka controlled by Europe - people are attacking!
2022/07/07 - There is a lack of women in Russia - Putin has been attacking!
2022/22/05 - Kryhplcity IN SPIRAL!
2022/11/05 - Rehabilitation through Putin!
2022/22/04 - Mad-house!
2022/16/04 - [: Izvinyite ma - igrayet Radio Revolutsiya :]
2022/16/04 - 666 vs Whore Manata!
2022/12/04 - Zed is dead, baby - ZET is dead!
2022/02/04 - Trial with the Fake King!
2022/25/03 - Fake Grease!
2022/02/03 - What are we putting in our buttonholes tomorrow II?!
2022/24/02 - What are we putting in our buttonholes tomorrow?! (Golden bullet Siciliana!)
2022/01/01 - Mutiny on the Bounty (EDEN - paradise)!
2021/14/12 - See ya, chick!
2021/22/11 - Our gayity!
2021/29/10 - Oligarchy-like attitude of universities towards talents!
2021/16/10 - Abrah Islam!
2021/10/10 - Justice under the counter!
2021/6/9 - Western (from the China) terrorist governments!
2021/6/9 - Hold on, Pionyer!
2021/31/8 - Pyrrhic victory of the West that’s truly annoying!
2021/24/8 - U.S.A. is the biggest ...!
2021/29/7 - New proposal for the Japanese KFC: Instead of Twist - Helsinki Syndrome!
2021/17/7 - Asshole!
2021/16/7 - So that minorities don’t become majority!
2021/9/7 - Don’t Let U.S. Be Like the U.S.A. Otherwise the Security Will Betray U.S. (CZech Rep.)!
2021/7/7 - Arch-DaftPunk!
2021/2/7 - We Are TRANS!
2021/27/6 - You Don’t Understand a Joke - You Don’t Lose in Figth a Dick!
2021/14/6 - In the Name of the Republic: How They Deprived the Bear of the Full Moon!
2021/29/5 - D: Give me Your 666 - I Will Show You What Kind of Person You Are!
2021/8/5 - The Pit and the Pendulum!
2021/7/5 - Victim of the Spiral!
2021/5/5 - Jan Nevečeřal, You (S)keta!
2021/21/3 - Bony and Quit!
2021/15/3 - Germanies not Stolen Gold Card of Valas!
2021/3/3 - A Fight by Stanislavskij!
2021/19/2 - Relations and Reversification!
2021/7/2 - U.F.C. - Where Was It When I Came Across an Idiot Last Time?
2021/21/1 - The Eighth Continent - Where did I Hear That?
2021/3/1 - For Rage Against the Machine foR
2020/16/12 - Obituary of The Confidence of The White Man ( in The Rose Sign ;o) ) or in Other Words, How They Wanted to Be Over-dense!
2020/14/12 - Templar’s Vatican vs. Chamber of Doctors!
2020/5/12 - Another Syndrom Has Come into Existence!
2020/25/11 - Instance to Goverment for Let me from home prison.
2020/7/11 - Assessment of the Civilization Regarding Accessibility of Czech Characters on An Amazon Shipment!
2020/11/1 - The Ex-President Is Out - He Didn’t Have A Face Mask!
2020/26/10 - Do You Have Fun with Social Media or Does Social Media Have Fun with Themselves?!
2020/11/10 - People in Field’s Grey!
2020/10/10 - You Don’t Want BOOZE, Beer Nation?! (CZ)
2020/9/10 - Column Written on the Noose!
2020/7/10 - Golden Parachute: Nagano!
2020/2/10 - Monty Python's Ping Problem!
2020/10/1 - At the End of the Rock-and-roll We Got the System Of A Down!
2020/10/1 - Bonmots of the Theory of Theories!
2020/30/9 - Moment of Power!
2020/26/9 - How They’ve Eaten It All, and Havel as Well!
2020/23/9 - Movies in Us!
2020/18/9 - E-Culture!
2020/8/9 - Just Do It!
2020/7/9 - Godliness or Raped Jehovah of the Catechist in Us!
2020/6/9 - Trip to Taiwan or ODS Has a Narrow Escape!
2020/5/9 - Buy me - or 1/Whore!
2020/3/9 - Polista Assista!
2020/3/9 - Peace & Victory!
2020/3/9 - Captain Moučka - Give up!
2020/9/8 - Parliament, Google It!
2020/28/7 - News Life!
2020/23/7 - My life - the Brothel of Unions!
2020/10/7 - Our Hockey Player Mononoke!
2020/8/7 - Old CzechTek - Big Hunting Ball!
2020/29/6 - The Damn Munich!
2020/27/6 - Let’s Sing a Song Out Loud, but in German!
2020/14/6 - Lend me, Czech Police!
2020/11/6 - Incapacity of Mobile Networks!
2020/9/6 - Million Moments for the Right!
2020/9/6 - Lend me a Pencil!
2020/5/6 - Let’s Disinfect the Middle East!
2020/28/5 - 300 Words!
2020/28/5 - Police Whatever State!
2020/24/5 - Douglas, You Foretell Many Things!
2020/22/5 - Shame On You, Electroshock!
2020/10/5 - We’ll Command Chlama, Pest - Czech TV!
2020/27/4 - When Will Czech TV Betray Us?!
2020/3/3 - When the Radar Failed, He Created An Electric Guitar.
2020/18/2 - Crisis Doesn’t Leave Itself.
2019/23/1 - News from the Unknown.
2018/10/6 - About A Small Dragon.
2018/31/3

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