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Impetuous column
or How to Extract Back Tooth to Bourgeoisie.

Note of author: Till 2020/10/5 was ordering my columns Czech TV and Goverment of Czech Rep., whoam I send the refer-tag to this site. - The thema is unriddling by me only! ;o)


2021/21/3

Bony and Quit!

Using the word Quit I just parody the word Quiet (the words Quit and Klid sound similar in Czech) and mainly the famous Czech movie Bony a klid. Bony, for the ones born in old times, were vouchers one could pay with in Tuzex shops selling western goods (even cars), so, in fact, replacement of western currencies.
All my acquaintances who "were worth it" have gone abroad long time ago. I have emigrated to Srí Lanka two times (why two times, that’s something only the secret service knows - and believe me, the Tamils will achieve what they want under my leadership - imagine that their home is not Srí Lanka but the Cobra flowers) and only God knows who is winning.
Well, the situation in the Czech Republic is really tragic, we are the people who have never become devotees of the Czech "Nazism" and found on our trips that the Czech petty bourgeoisie is something they can’t accept and that’s why we haven’t returned back home. It is not only the underground as it could seem but even two of my school mates and one fellow passenger on the trip to Iceland. There are just many of such people and it can only be described with these words: "Where are we supposed to live when you have secretly ousted the motor of the society and the rest are just zombies!" (except Mr Babiš and my mother and sister, of course)
-the author is Marazko-

translation by MPS Ltd. Prague CZ


Previous columns.

All columns.
2021/14/6 - In the Name of the Republic: How They Deprived the Bear of the Full Moon!
2021/29/5 - D: Give me Your 666 - I Will Show You What Kind of Person You Are!
2021/8/5 - The Pit and the Pendulum!
2021/7/5 - Victim of the Spiral!
2021/5/5 - Jan Nevečeřal, You (S)keta!
2021/21/3 - Bony and Quit!
2021/15/3 - Germanies not Stolen Gold Card of Valas!
2021/3/3 - A Fight by Stanislavskij!
2021/19/2 - Relations and Reversification!
2021/7/2 - U.F.C. - Where Was It When I Came Across an Idiot Last Time?
2021/21/1 - The Eighth Continent - Where did I Hear That?
2021/3/1 - For Rage Against the Machine foR
2020/16/12 - Obituary of The Confidence of The White Man ( in The Rose Sign ;o) ) or in Other Words, How They Wanted to Be Over-dense!
2020/14/12 - Templar’s Vatican vs. Chamber of Doctors!
2020/5/12 - Another Syndrom Has Come into Existence!
2020/25/11 - Instance to Goverment for Let me from home prison.
2020/7/11 - Assessment of the Civilization Regarding Accessibility of Czech Characters on An Amazon Shipment!
2020/11/1 - The Ex-President Is Out - He Didn’t Have A Face Mask!
2020/26/10 - Do You Have Fun with Social Media or Does Social Media Have Fun with Themselves?!
2020/11/10 - People in Field’s Grey!
2020/10/10 - You Don’t Want BOOZE, Beer Nation?! (CZ)
2020/9/10 - Column Written on the Noose!
2020/7/10 - Golden Parachute: Nagano!
2020/2/10 - Monty Python's Ping Problem!
2020/10/1 - At the End of the Rock-and-roll We Got the System Of A Down!
2020/10/1 - Bonmots of the Theory of Theories!
2020/30/9 - Moment of Power!
2020/26/9 - How They’ve Eaten It All, and Havel as Well!
2020/23/9 - Movies in Us!
2020/18/9 - E-Culture!
2020/8/9 - Just Do It!
2020/7/9 - Godliness or Raped Jehovah of the Catechist in Us!
2020/6/9 - Trip to Taiwan or ODS Has a Narrow Escape!
2020/5/9 - Buy me - or 1/Whore!
2020/3/9 - Polista Assista!
2020/3/9 - Peace & Victory!
2020/3/9 - Captain Moučka - Give up!
2020/9/8 - Parliament, Google It!
2020/28/7 - News Life!
2020/23/7 - My life - the Brothel of Unions!
2020/10/7 - Our Hockey Player Mononoke!
2020/8/7 - Old CzechTek - Big Hunting Ball!
2020/29/6 - The Damn Munich!
2020/27/6 - Let’s Sing a Song Out Loud, but in German!
2020/14/6 - Lend me, Czech Police!
2020/11/6 - Incapacity of Mobile Networks!
2020/9/6 - Million Moments for the Right!
2020/9/6 - Lend me a Pencil!
2020/5/6 - Let’s Disinfect the Middle East!
2020/28/5 - 300 Words!
2020/28/5 - Police Whatever State!
2020/24/5 - Douglas, You Foretell Many Things!
2020/22/5 - Shame On You, Electroshock!
2020/10/5 - We’ll Command Chlama, Pest - Czech TV!
2020/27/4 - When Will Czech TV Betray Us?!
2020/3/3 - When the Radar Failed, He Created An Electric Guitar.
2020/18/2 - Crisis Doesn’t Leave Itself.
2019/23/1 - News from the Unknown.
2018/10/6 - About A Small Dragon.
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